that's an acceptable place to lick
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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