Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
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sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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