i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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