i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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