The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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