why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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