This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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