So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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