Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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