I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
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The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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