in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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