No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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