Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
