thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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