He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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