i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
