tell your sister to shave her snatch
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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