If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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