I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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