the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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