Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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