Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
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