did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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