"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Don't EVER smell your tampon
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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