Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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