the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
