i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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