I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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