she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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