Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Randomize
