she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Your cock deserves a montage
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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