You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I need moral support for this bender
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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