I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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