he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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