Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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