I'm eating all of the evidence.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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