you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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