North Korea, Best Korea!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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