dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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