Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
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I will be naked everywhere
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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