Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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