Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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