I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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