I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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