yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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