You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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