I forgot how hot balto sounded
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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