If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
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Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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