Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
