Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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