So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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