Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.

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(516): View more from New York

sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.

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(516): View more from New York

I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.

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(305): View more from Florida

Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic

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(973): View more from New Jersey

All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.

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