Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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