love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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