he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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