Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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